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I speak three languages fluently:
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That dumb bitch who posts a stupid love status...
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Logging into Facebook..
sodamnrelatable: Seeing someone’s attention seeking status. That one ghetto girl that types lyk dis all da tym. Your crush starts talking to you. More attention seeking status’s. Getting a friend request from a 10 year old girl that over edits their photos. Then finally finding out your crush is in a relationship with somebody. via sodamnrelatable
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When people tell me I should stop being mean.
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
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maybelletea: you know those feels when you’re so into something and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
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When I try to scare my friend
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When your friend has to leave early.
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Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when...
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Teacher asks you to read out loud.
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5 new followers on Twitter/Tumblr..
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I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
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Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?
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I hate it when old men stare at you.
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That awkward moment when you set something down...
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