June 2012
American songs vs. British songs
forever-love-1d:
sommmaaa:
& this is one reason I wish I was British…
onedirectioncollections:
American songs:
my reaction:
british songs:
my reaction:
#True Story
The day I turn 18:
By Bitches!
I’m moving to England!
louiswiener:
I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything
A conversation about marriage (with some...
Classmate #1: Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
Classmate #2: I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
Classmates: ....
Me: And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
Classmate #2: What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
Classmate #1: Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
Me: Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Classmate #1: Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
Me: What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
Classmate #1: Yeah...
Me: Does he love animals, too?
Classmate #1: He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
Me: Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
Classmate #1: ....
Me: Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
Also not in the script: whatever Brittany whispers...
mlove03:
Kids are so different now...
sodamnrelatable:
How I acted as a kid:
How kids act today:
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Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
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my sense of humor literally makes no sense
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macadamaia:
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When your jam comes on and you're with your best...
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“I never thought that would happen for me going into the show; it wasn’t supposed...”
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If I have a daughter and she falls in love with a...
me: sometimes i talk to myself
me: omg same
I get distracted so easily . It's so beautiful.
INFINITY
Me and my bestfriend.... →
funniest10k:
We joke around in public places.
We hit each other but we never really fight.
We dance weird to awesome songs… just for fun :)
We give eachorther the “sexy face.”
If she takes my seat…..
We give each other high fives ;)
We scare each other all the time.
I love my best friend :)
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Sometimes I wonder how I got to be so weird.
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