edwad: i dont say “no” to drugs i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
teambrittana: I was just thinking if Glee are doing another Britney Spears tribute episode, what if someone covers ‘everytime’, what if that someone is Brittany singing it because Santana left Lima. What if please just rip my heart out.
harperowen: trying to remember what’s canon and what was in a fic
Britain: So we have the Olympics.
Britain: And Benedict Cumberbatch.
Britain: And James Bond.
Britain: And the Queen.
Britain: And Danny Boyle.
Britain: And Kenneth Branagh.
Britain: And ducks and shit.
Britain: And Women's rights.
Britain: And free healthcare.
Britain: And JK FUCKING ROWLING.
Britain: And Voldemort, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan..
Britain: And the Beatles and amazing music.
Britain: And Rowan Atkinson.
Britain: And THE MOTHERFUCKING TARDIS! HEAR IT?
America: We have freedom.
Britain: We do too.
America: Well shit.
Britain: *hums God save the queen, drinks boatloads of tea and strokes corgi*
Britain: Oh, also...We created the internet.
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
Smiling at old people to show them you're not a...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
imma-die-by-werewolf: oh darkjez: thatironstring: And then I realized, OH MY GOD, THEY ARE PANTOMIMING THEIR INDIVIDUAL EVENTS. SAILING (ROWING A BOAT?!) edit: NO WAIT, THE BOYS ARE THE WIND IN HER SAILS. MARATHON JUDO HOLY SHIT THESE GUYS ARE BRILLIANT SAKJHLJKFSHSF LOOOOVE. I’d like to go out for drinks with the independent athletes.
The Ministry has fallen. Scrimgeour is dead. They are coming.– Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows, J.K. Rowling (via theeldertales)
When closing a program that won't respond...
sodamnrelatable: “Program is not responding” Us: Program: Us: Program: Us: FINE. I’ll close you down. Show you who is in charge. Program: Us: CLOSE DOWN. YOU BITCH. Program: Us: That is it. I’M BRINGING OUT THE TASK MANAGER. Program: via sodamnrelatable
How other people draw birds:
sodamnrelatable: How I draw them: via sodamnrelatable
unsinkablelove: if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”
Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Sydney: Banners! Puppets! Powerpoint!!
Athens: Bitch please - we began this shit. REMEMBER HOW WE BEGAN THIS SHIT
Beijing: Everyone is doing the same thing at once. It's fucking hypnotizing
London: This is a multi-fandom opening ceremony
Today's Brittana/Heya Thought...
I feel like there should be a “Sit Around and Watch Heather Morris Dance For All Eternity” club. In close partnership with the “I Could Listen to Naya Rivera Laugh Forever” organization. Thoughts?
stilinskeez: first world problem: having to refer to someone in a tv show/movie as the character’s name because your friends for some reason don’t know the actors name and entire imdb filmography and age and whether or not they are married like you do